Random Silent Hill

[Noven]

Bored, up late, watching Rygand's Silent Hill 2 parts with nobody online save Fallout. The result is this blathering. I'm pretty sure I missed a couple parts, or de-ordered it a bit, but I think the jist of it is there. Hope I didn't totally offend any fans of the series with this incoherent rambling

Noven: Plot of Silent Hill 1:
Noven: *wakes up from pot crazed dream*
Noven: SHIT
Noven: MY DAUGHTER
Noven: WHERETHEFUCKISSHE*snake's vice*
Noven: FUCK YOU MONSTERS OF THE DARK
Noven: *PUNCHES OUT*
Fallout: LOL
Noven: OH MY GOD, IT'S TITS
Noven: Girl cop: YO
Noven: Henry: FUCK OFF
Noven: DAUGHTER
Noven: NOW
Noven: Cop: SPECIAL DRAW
Noven: Henry: MYSTERY!??@!?!?!?!
Noven: Cop: INTRIGUE TOO!!!!
Noven: both alternating: AH
Noven: OH
Noven: AH
Noven: EEH
Noven: EEEI
Noven: AAAI
Noven: OOH
Noven: *splits up*
Noven: Henry: DAUGHTER, WHERE
Noven: GET FUCK OVER HERE
Noven: *chain whips out from hands randomly*
Noven: GUN
Noven: SHOOT THINGS
Noven: AMMO
Noven: YAY
Noven: *BANGBANG THROUGH MONSTERS NOW INSTEAD OF FIST*
Noven: OH SHIT SCHOOL
Noven: OH SHIT KIDS
Noven: *KILLS THEM*
Noven: FUCKING MAZE
Noven: *gets through
Noven: *
Noven: WEIRD RUST METAL SCHOOOL
Noven: BASEMENT
Noven: *dives*
Noven: SUPER MONSTER
Noven: *MORE BANGS THAN NORMAL NEEDED*
Noven: AGGGGGGGGGGGH
Noven: *monster pisses self and dies*
Noven: *no more metal*
Fallout: LOL
Noven: MAGIC NORMAL SCHOOL WITH DEMON BABIES KIDS
Fallout: THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT?!
Noven: *kills more still*
Fallout: X'D
Noven: STUPID TOWN
Noven: TOO MANY POTHEADS SHUT UP IN HOMES
Noven: SMOG OF POT
Noven: THICK HERE
Noven: MEDACHLORING COUNT
Noven: SENSING SOMEONE...
Noven: OH
Noven: IT
Noven: DAUGHTER
Noven: *RUNS OFF RANDOMLY WITH SENSES*
Noven: *business man*
Noven: DON'T TAKE KINDLY TO YOU KIND
Noven: ROUND PARTS
Noven: GET OUT
Noven: Henry: OOOOOOH
Noven: FUCK OFF
Noven: *splits up*
Noven: Nun: DEMONS
Noven: DEMONS
Noven: EVIIIIIIIIL
Noven: Henry: SUTPID BITCHFASD;LFASD;LFJ
Noven: Nun: FLEEE
Noven: *runs*
Noven: Henry: DAAAAAAAAAAUGHTER
Noven: HOSPITAL
Noven: DAUGHTER
Noven: GO
Noven: *runs off to it*
Noven: NURSES
Noven: NOT HOT
Noven: NO BANG
Noven: YOU DIE
Noven: *BANGBANG
Noven: BUT NOT THE GOO BANG*
Noven: GOOD*
Fallout: LOL
Noven: OOH
Noven: SHINY GUN
Noven: HEY LOOK
Noven: I FOUND HAMMER WHILE BACK
Noven: *SMASHYSMASHY TO NURSES*
Noven: OH SHIT
Noven: GIANT BUG
Noven: *SQUASHES WITH BULLETS*
Noven: OH FUCK
Noven: *RELOADS SAVE*
Noven: THANK YOU HUTNING RIFLE *SAVES AMMO*
Noven: *TROLL FACE*
Noven: *BATMAN ZOOM IN AND OUT*
Noven: ALRIGHT
Noven: END GAME
Noven: OH NO, DAUGHTER
Noven: METAL RUST WORLD
Noven: EVIL
Noven: BULLETS IN ALLEY
Noven: FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Noven: DAUGHTER
Noven: (Still all in Solid Snake's voice btw)
Noven: HEY LOOK
Noven: MORE BULLETS
Noven: FOR ALL GUNS
Noven: YAY
Noven: *SHOOTY SHOOTS ENEMIES*
Noven: FUCK RESPAWNS
Noven: GAAH
Noven: *gets to end game*
Noven: YOU DRUG BOSS
Noven: YOU BAD
Noven: YOU DIE TO NUN OF EVIL SOMETHING
Noven: OH SHIT
Noven: GIRL COP
Noven: YOU'VE GONE BAD
Noven: *BANG BANG SHOTGUN DEAD*
Noven: EW
Noven: BLOODY EYES
Noven: GET OFF, UGH
Noven: NUN
Noven: DAUGHTER
Noven: AGH
Noven: SATIN
Noven: TAKE LEAD
Noven: *SHOOT
Noven: SHOOT
Noven: *
Noven: OW LIGHTNING
Noven: *CHUGSCHUGS*
Noven: FUCK YOU
Noven: *BANGBANG*
Noven: *REPEAT FOR FIVE MINUTES*
Noven: NUN
Noven: YOU VIL
Noven: EVIL*
Noven: Nun: NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Noven: *DIES*
Noven: DAUGHTER
Noven: YOU GOT TITS
Noven: I WANNA BANG YOU NOW
Noven: Daughter: *looks at with smile*
Noven: SILENT HILL
Noven: *credits role*
Fallout: WHAT
Fallout: THE
Fallout: FUCK
Fallout: LOL
Fallout: LOLOOLOLLOL
Noven: Best part?
Noven: It's hardly exaggerated.
Noven: B |
Fallout: X'D