Zombie Survival

[thatfallout3guy]

Post whatever you would use to survive the zombie apocalypse!



Fallout’s Zombie Survival Sheet

Primary Weapon: The Inglorious Bastard
Secondary Weapon: Ice attacks and punches
Melee Weapon: Skynard
Head Gear: Thunderfist Helmet
Upper and Lower Armor: Thunderfist Armor
Inventory: Readius, Food, Medical Supplies, Nintendo DS (With Heart Gold)
Stronghold: The Olympus
Location: Anywhere on Earth
Vehicle: Prime
Soundtrack: Metal and Rap
Battle Anthems: Guile’s Theme, Straight Outta Compton, America Fuck Yea
Sidekick: Garrus
Other Party Members: (Up to eleven) Merrill (Dragon Age 2), Kamina, Chuck Norris, Ronnie James Dio, Scorpion (Mortal Kombat), Solid Snake, Elpresador, Jak and Daxter, Cole McGrath, Fawkes
Final Boss: Hobo With a Shotgun

[ballerscuba]

Primary Weapon: Sniper Rifle
Secondary Weapon: The Terrible Shotgun
Melee Weapon: Baseball Bat
Head Gear: Baseball Cap
Upper and Lower Armor: Gray robes with a sharksuit underneath
Inventory: Food, Medical Supplies, Laptop w/ Charger
Stronghold: None
Location: Transient
Vehicle: Doc's Delorian
Soundtrack: Alternative
Battle Anthems: New Disease by Spineshank, Undead by Hollywood Undead, Blow Me Away by Breaking Benjamin, and Bounce! by System of a Down
Sidekick: Uma Thurman from Kill Bill
Other Party Members: Bruce Lee, Aragorn, Sephiroth, Chunk from the Goonies, Mini Me, Rikku from FFX, Christopher Walken, Will Ferrell, the Waterboy, and Hiro from Heroes
Final Boss: Zombie Goku

[lukuz13]

Primary Weapon: Duel pistols
Secondary Weapon: Kicks, or other melee
Melee Weapon: Legs, or the butt of the pistols
Head Gear: Tinted shades
Upper and Lower Armor: Long resistant over coat
Inventory: Donuts, ammo, bandages, money about tree fity
Stronghold: Desert Town
Location: A planet somewhere out there in the universe
Vehicle: Dune Buggy
Soundtrack: Techno, Rock, Classical
Battle Anthems: Ecstasy of Gold, Phantasy Star Universe Theme, The Man with the Golden Gun
Sidekick: Nav- er I mean Issun
Other Party Members: Arioch, Achintya, Talfen, Amaterasu, Sten, Fenris, Bill, Butch
Final Boss: Dhaos

[FinlandiaWhiteEyes]

Primary Weapon: Pyrokinesis, Hydrokinesis
Secondary Weapon: Hunnic bow
Melee Weapon: MASSIVE polearm
Head Gear: None
Upper and Lower Armor: Long leather boots, standard clothing
Inventory: Herbs, books, writing equipment, food, stamps, arrows
Stronghold: A rennovated castle of the Union
Location: Wherever the road goes
Vehicle: Dragon or occasionally a PRE-type horse
Soundtrack: Rock, Classical, Metal, Disney
Battle Anthems: Nightwish; 'Nemo', 'Phantom of the Opera', Drakengard; 'Growing Wings (Frenetic)', CoN; LWW 'Battle'
Sidekick: Undine and Salamander
Other Party Members: Caim, Achintya, Luke, Talfen, Butch, Urick, Azazel, Tuor, Ingavar, Elsa,
Final Boss: Modernist zombies and the Queen God

[HansTheHuman]

The merchant's zombie survival sheet:

Primary Weapon: The Smog
Secondary Weapon: Classy Cane (gun)
Melee Weapon: Classy Cane (blade, bludgeon)
Head Gear: Spiffing Top-hat
Upper and Lower Armor: Fancy Coat and Suave Suit
Inventory: Everything in the 'Back-room'
Stronghold: Merchant's Penthouse in Merchant's Tower
Location: Mog City, The Hub
Vehicle: See 'automobiles' in the 'Back-room', personal preference is the hovering Rolls Royce; Philip, Tamutzk
Soundtrack: Jazz, Big Band, Classical; Metal, Electronic, Epic Choir when shit gets real
Battle Anthems:



Sidekick: Philip the robot unicorn, Tamutzk the (SPOILER FOR ALTCLAM)
Other Party Members: The robot army consisting of hovering drones, humanoid androids and giant quad-walkers, Stephen Fry, Tupac, Old Spice Guy
Final Boss: Zombie Raptor Jesus

[thatfallout3guy]

There are three things I forgot to add,

Catchphrase: WHO IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK I AM?!?!
Deathphrase: (Won't need it though B|) Activate the Lazerus Project!!
Callsign: Commander Fallout

[Mog]

Primary Weapon: Insult sword fighting.
Secondary Weapon: Multina Racket. (Take it Dagger style, you filthy whore.)
Melee Weapon: Boomstick.
Head Gear: Chopin's totally bitchin' hat from Eternal Sonata.
Upper and Lower Armor: Pair of polka dot socks, black and white.
Inventory: Towel.
Stronghold: The Hellish Abyss.
Location: West Libya.
Vehicle: Giant Metallic Llama.
Soundtrack: Sugarhill Gang- Apache.
Battle Anthems: Sugarhill Gang- Apache.
Sidekick: Edge Maverick.
Other Party Members: Ethan Waber.
Final Boss: Random Moth
Catchphrase: MY FATHER WAS A SERVICE DROID!
Deathphrase: I buried all my treasure at... One... P*mumble mumble*
Callsign: B[]#

[Noven]

Primary Weapon: Mind (Ingenuity on things found in the environment)
Secondary: Magical books that transmit the knowledge on how to preserve used items.
Melee Weapon: Weapon: Randomly picked up fighting moves from nowhere.
Head Gear: (Would rather go without)
Upper and Lower Armor: Blue armor, resembling this: images.wikia.com/megaman/images/e/e9/Megaman_X.jpg, something certainly not gained as a bonus. I mean, this is real...
Inventory: Supplies and items scavenged and held for later.
Stronghold: Some mall
Location: Willamette
Vehicle: Helicopter with one HELL of a dumbass pilot. Or, a moped for personal transportation, screwing the continuity of this thing.
Soundtrack: Something Japanese centric, so let's go with anime openings.
Battle Anthems: www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5sANHYp_IQ
Sidekick: Hispanic girl with a gun
Other Party Members: Black guy, white girl, janitor, and eight random people who can only get grabbed by the zombies.
Catchphrase: I've covered wars, you know.
Deathphrase: Actually, I've never fired at a person!! *Death screams*
Callsign: Fra-Jim.... Jim. Jim East.
Final Boss: Double staged. Tank guy who then fights hand to hand.

[HansTheHuman]

Catchphrase:
"Special offer: death! With free delivery!"
"I'm taking 50% off...your face!"

Deathphrase:
"See you in 10 minutes."

Callsign:
"Milord"

[ValenMedia]

Primary Weapon: My ingenuity
Secondary Weapon: Shotgun
Melee Weapon: Stick
Upper and Lower Armor: Leather armor
Inventory: Books, Computer, Medical Supplies, Water
Stronghold: The Olympus
Location: New York
Vehicle: Armorer Bus
Soundtrack: Classical
Sidekick: I work alone...

[graybeardhalt]

Primary Weapon: Dual Katanas
Secondary Weapon: Armor chain guns
Melee: Fists
Head Gear: War Machine helmet with the hood of a Ranger's cloak
Upper and Lower armor: War Machine
Inventory: Food, Readius, back up katanas, books, 'Twister' mat and spinner(for the ladies), journal and a whole shit load of pencils and pens.
Stronghold: Halt manor
Location: Beyond the 4th wall
Vehicle: Ragnarok
Soundtrack: Zeppelin
Battle Theme: FF9 Battle Music, Shinra Fuck Yeah, Sunshine lollipops, Everybody was kung fu fighting.
Sidekick: Dark Jak
Other Party Members: Samantha, Rokuro, Johnny Rhythm, Gir, Caboose, Red, Dante (original, non pussy version), Pandaikon, Arioch, Haruhi Suzumiya (loli zombie bait), Luke
Final Boss: Queen Zombie Mother
Catchphrase: "Sorry to cut you off."
"I WAS FROZEN TODAY!!!!"
"I AM A MAN!!!!"
Deathphrase: "Now you'll never know where the treasure is buried!!"(dies)
Callsign: Badass McAwesomepants

[reject1717]

Primary Weapon: Semi Automatic Shotgun
Secondary Weapon: M60
Melee Weapon: Cricket Bat
Headgear: Paintball War Helmet
Upper & Lower Armor: Paintball War Gear
Inventory: Food, Water, Craploads of Munition, Landmines, Lot's of Music
Stronghold: Top of Empire State Building
Location: New York
Vehicle: Armored Hummer
Soundtrack: Slow Punk & Alternative
Battle Anthem: Anything, Doesn't Matter
Sidekick: Any Hot Girl (Re-population)
Other Party Members: Bill, Louis, Zoe and Francis (L4D) Goro
Catchphrase: WE'RE GOING TO DISNEY LAND!!
Deathphrase: Fuck
Callsign: Reject

[thatfallout3guy]

Now that we have our teams and what not, what is our plan? Mine is simple, me, my party, and all the members of the TSC will search Earth for any survivors that will be carried to the emergency bunkers and forts that we have set up for this very reason. "What if they get overrun?" They won't, I can promise that not only would we have the highest tech and weapons, but they could also be locked down util reinforcements arrive. When the survivors arrive they will be scanned to make sure they are not infected, and if they are they will be placed on a space station until we finish the cure. After we make sure that there are no more survivors we will exterminate all of the zombies in the city. I would excel in this seeing as how not only is my skin too hard for bullets to penetrate, much less bites, but I happen to be immune to all forms of disease. Does anyone think they have a better one?

[Pulse]

Damn, I like the way you guys think.

Primary Weapon: M1 Garand
Secondary Weapon: Remington 870 shotgun.
Melee Weapon: The sword of FUCK YOU UP
Headgear: A Viking helmet
Upper & Lower Armor: A grey military style jacket and jeans.
Inventory: Crate of ammunition, motion sensors, couple of novels, HP Lovecraft collection, food, iPod w/ charger.
Stronghold: The yellow submarine
Location: Wherever
Vehicle: Said stronghold
Soundtrack: Metal, Movie and game soundtracks, various piano concertos
Battle Anthem: Bulls on Parade, Lucy in the sky with diamonds, Run to the Hills, Inspector Gadget (Chrispy remix)
Sidekick: Jorge (Halo: Reach)
Other Party Members: Garrus, Varric, Oghren, Gimli (okay, I have a thing for badass dwarves), Richard (lfg), Sun Tzu, River Tam, Nite Owl
Catchphrase: Oh, for fuck's sake...
Deathphrase: NOT THE BEES!
Callsign: Whiskey tango foxtrot
Final boss: George Bush

[JesustheMetalhead]

Primary Weapon: M60
Secondary weapon: Revolver
Melee Weapon: Flaming battleaxe
Head gear: Eyepatch
Upper & Lower Armor: Leather Jacket and some jeans
Inventory:Solar-powered Sterio and Console commands.
Stronghold: Floating castle.
Location: Wherever the zombies are.
Vehicle: RoflCopter.
Soundtrack: Metal and Classical music
Battle theme: The safety dance
Sidekick: Boba Fett
Other Party Members: Killer Rabbit (Monty Python), Crazy Hobo, Plants, and The Joker.
Catchphrase: Why did the zombie apocalypse start the day Skyrim was released.
Deathphrase: With my last breath i curse Zoidburg
Final Boss: Super-zombie Carver(DA2) and Raiden (MGS2)