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Post by freemartialartist on Mar 15, 2011 23:36:51 GMT -5
The extreme section of 10001WTKAM is filled with the possible, but ridiculous. This is bond villain territory. For those of you who are more whimsically psychotic, this is the deathionary for you.
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Post by freemartialartist on Mar 15, 2011 23:42:37 GMT -5
3/15/2011 'The Ides of March'
-1- Et Tu Brutality: You throw the victim a party and raise them on a chair bar mitzvahs style only to have them stabbed by 23 of their closest friends and allies. The trick is getting their friends angry enough to kill the victim. For best results, tell them the victim supports a different football team than them.
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Post by freemartialartist on Mar 16, 2011 15:12:23 GMT -5
3/16/2011 'The Day I Finished My Term Paper'
-2- The Ironic Chronic- Force the victim to smoke joint after joint of marijuana until their lungs as nigh destroyed. Before their dying breath (or lack there of) throw the victim's lung cancer ridden body into traffic specifically as a bus with an "Above the Influence" advertisement approaches. Remember kids, just say no.
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