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Post by freemartialartist on Mar 15, 2011 23:20:53 GMT -5
This is the graphic section of 10001WTKAM, which describes the techniques designed to shuffle off a mortal coil in the most painful, gory, and gruesome ways imaginable. This is for the truly sick bastard fans of this series. So naturally, I'm sure it will be the most popular of the three.
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Post by freemartialartist on Mar 15, 2011 23:23:51 GMT -5
3/15/2011 'The Ides of March'
-1- The Death-Rattle: A spearhand through the throat in which you grab the victim's spine at the base of their neck and proceed to shake it until the contusions shut down the nervous system.
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Post by Noven on Mar 16, 2011 8:13:47 GMT -5
OH MY GO-
(Damn, no audio :/)
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Post by freemartialartist on Mar 16, 2011 15:01:39 GMT -5
3/16/2011 'The Day I Finished My Term Paper'
-2- Monkey Grabs Peaches: This is done in three steps. 1. You spearhand through the victim's testicle sack. 2. You grip the remaining flesh (if your spearhand was clean enough, you should have a round door knocker shaped handle) 3. You hammerfist with the other hand in the victim's stomach while you sharply pull back the grasped hand, removing the testicles. I wish I was making this up.
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