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Post by graybeardhalt on Mar 9, 2011 1:47:51 GMT -5
THIS IS FOR PEOPLE WHO WISH TO KNOW HOW TO PLAY ANY GAME IN GENERAL LIKE A MAN!!!! NO MATTER WHAT GAME YOU ARE PLAYING THERE ARE 3 WAYS TO PLAY IT, THE RIGHT WAY, THE WRONG WAY, AND THE MAN WAY!!!!! YOU MUST ALWAYS CHOOSE THE 3RD OPTION, FOR IF YOU DON'T, FRIENDER WILL COME DOWN AND EAT YOUR UNBORN BABIES SOULS!!!!! IN ORDER TO PREVENT THIS FROM HAPPENING, YOU MUST LEARN TO PLAY LIKE A MAN!!!! THESE THREE VIDEOS WILL HELP YOU UNDERSTAND THE BASIC COMPONENTS OF THE 3RD WAY!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Os-7g5icyj4 THIS IS WHERE YOU BEGIN!! THE RULES STATED IN THIS VIDEO CAN BE TRANSPORTED TO ANY GAME THAT YOU WISH TO PLAY MANLY!! OH, YOU THINK THEY CAN'T?!?!?! FRIENDER HAS NO MARKED YOU FOR CHILD SOUL-EATING!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nez81MQ0Urw THE TIER'S SHOWN IN THIS VIDEO ALSO APPLY TO EVERYTHING YOU DO, THE ONLY ONE THAT MAY BE CHANGED IS THE REGULAR TIER!!! ANY OTHER TIER THAT YOU CHANGE WILL BE CONSIDERED BLASPHEMY AND FRIENDER WILL STRIP YOU OF YOUR MANLINESS!!!! www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnBoz97quEo THE MOVES SHOWN IN THESE VIDEOS EMBODY EVERYTHING THAT THERE IS TO BEING MANLY....WITH THE EXCEPTION OF KEN'S!!!!!! IF YOU TRULY WISH TO START PLAYING MANLY, YOU MUST START USING EACH OF THESE MOVES IN ANY GAME THAT YOU PLAY!!! AND IF YOU STILL THINK THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE, FRIENDER HAS NOW GIVEN UP ON YOU!!!! YOU SHALL NOW DIE A LONG, PAINFUL DEATH BY....BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD MMMMMMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!!! THIS IS ALL I CAN DO FOR YOU!!!! IF YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT PLAYING MANLY IS.......YOU ARE NOW KEN THE EAGLE!!!!! Oh geez, my throat is really hurting now for some reason.... |
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Post by vyseelric on Mar 9, 2011 2:26:17 GMT -5
THERE ARE THREE TIERS! WIMP TIER: KEN THE EAGLE! NORMAL TIER: EVERYONE BUT JOE THE CONDOR! GOD TIER: JOE THE CONDOR! FRIENDER TIER: FRIENDEEEEEEEEER! FRIENDER IS YOUR GOD! DO YOU ALREADY HAVE A GOD!? TOO BAD! FRIENDER ATE HIM!
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Post by Mog on Mar 9, 2011 4:54:56 GMT -5
WAIT. THIS ENTIRE THING WAS A JOKE?! ... Oh thank god, I always play as Ken the Eagle.  |
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Post by vyseelric on Mar 9, 2011 5:02:16 GMT -5
... BIRD MISSILES!!!!
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Post by Pulse on Mar 14, 2011 15:54:57 GMT -5
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Are you quite finished?
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Post by vyseelric on Mar 14, 2011 18:56:04 GMT -5
.......... BIRD MISSILES!!!
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Post by thatfallout3guy on Mar 14, 2011 19:27:00 GMT -5
BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD MISSILEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by Noven on Mar 14, 2011 19:46:57 GMT -5
Rorschach, your hate is understandable. You have your resistance to Friender, just like any conquered people would. In such a case, hate is understandable. But in time, as all people do, you shall assimilate. Get used to your new master. Which, in this case, is Friender. Also, not to forget... as stated above... Don't anger him. Or be on the level of Ken the Eagel. Sadly, by saying such a thing above, you are. So you shall face the wrath of MOTHA' FUCKING BIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDD MIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!! *Foams at the mouth from the epic factor*
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Post by Pulse on Mar 14, 2011 20:32:59 GMT -5
*manages to watch video without brain imploding*
Must...hang...onto...sanit-BIIRRRDDD MISSSSILLLEESSSSS
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