The unintellegent monkey

[mybeutifullife]

the unitellegent mokey puts on his suit
he walks to the candey shop and buys a lolipop
he steps in a mud puddle as he heads to work
when he gets to his job at the law offices of some worthless guy
the unintellegent monkey does his work and pretends to be smart
the unintellegent monkey buys a bannana... becuase what else would an unintellegent monkey buy.
the unintellegent monkey goes home to his beutiful [you know thats spelled right so shut up] wife and 3 children.
the unintellegent monkey gets drunk and beats his wife and sexualy assults his 2 female children.
the unintellegent monkey gets his gun out of the closet shoots his wife, kids and finaly himself.
why did the unintellegent monkey do this?

[Noven]

Because despite his name, the unintelligent monkey is actually quite the opposite.

[ThatOneGuysBro]

The unintelligent did what he did because he was an underpaid, suppressed member of the proletariat. One day his kind will take arms and revolt against the government conspiracy. One day! Death to the Queen!