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[lukuz13]

Exhausting all his energy watching the beast go flying, Luke sighed, his form seeming to disintegrate, his arms returning to human shapes, bleeding and scarred anew, as he fell to the earth, slamming into a slab of concrete while his pistols landed nearby, the pins having been reattached

[thatfallout3guy]

The battlefield was quiet, peaceful almost as the warriors laid unconscious from the battle. Suddenly, without warning, a hole in the sky tore open as three figures fell from the sky. The first, a man with two blades at his side and wearing a long, dark duster grabbed his head, "Son of a bitch... what the hell happened?" He asked as he sat up.

The second figure, a younger looking man with slicked black blonde hair spoke, "You tell me. You're the allmighty Commander Fallout after all," he replied in a tone that nearly drowned the first man in sarcasm.

"We can sort that out later," the third man said. He had short brown hair, and wore a green and white martial artist's gi, "for now, look!" He exclaimed, pointing at the unconscious body of Fallout.

Fallout somehow got up with Luke and Butch and looked at the new guys, "Who are they?" They all asked.

The first man just looked in a bit of awe, 'Where the fuck did those other two come from? And why the hell are they all saying the same thing at the same time? And why the fuck does that guy in the middle look like me?!' He thought.

"I'll ask again!" Fallout exclaimed pointing at the man with an angry face, "who are you?! Tell me or I'll kick your ass!" "Yeah!" Luke and Butch exclaimed.

"I'm Fallout L. Wanderer. This is Luke," he stopped, pointing at the blonde haired man behind him, "and this is BC," he said, pointing to the brown haired man in the gi.

"You're not me!" The first Fallout exclaimed, "because I'm Fallout, the most powerful man ever! I am married to Tali and have a child coming and I am so fucking awesome and badass and stuff!" He said in an angry tone while Butch was fucking a rabbit and Vash the Stamped- I mean Luke was nodding in complete agreement.

Fallout smacked his hand against his forehead, "Oh for fuck's sake. Is this one of the alternate universes The Ultimate told us about?" He asked.

Luke chuckled, "It would seem so. Shall we give it the usual treatment?"

BC smirked at Luke's suggestion, "Anything for a fight!"

Fallout smiled a fiendish grin, "I wouldn't get your hopes up BC. These three are obviously horribly developed, and not well written at all. We'll be done before ya know it."

And then the group of Fallout, BC, and Luke spent the next few minutes fucking shit up royally. They raized the world to the ground, and destroyed this shitty universe in hopes that no one would ever have to suffer from its horribly railroaded and shitty writing ever again.

The end.