Biblical Parallelism

[freemartialartist]

Moogle FTW- Jesus Christ
Vyse Elric- John the Baptist
Finlandia Whiteeyes- Mary Magdelene
Graybeard Halt- Andrew
Draco Wrath- John the Revelator
Noven Ari- Simon Peter
Hans the Human- Thomas
Killer 216666- James of Zebedee
Chocobo- James the Lesser
Rygand- Paul the Reformed
Paradox Prototype- Simon the Zealott
Baller Scuba- Bartholomew
Gharmos- Matthew
Mr. Chocobo FTW- Jude/ Thaddeus
Lukuz- Phillip
Politicalninja Freemartial Artist- Judas Iscariot
Fallout 3guy- Herod
Kupo Hunter- Pontius Pilate

These are just some things I observed. I may get some flak for this, but I'm ready for it. Keep in mind, this is just how I look at it. I understand if some of these things may not make sense to you, but I have a reasonable explanation for each choice from my perspective. I'm sorry if you disagree.

[ThatOneGuysBro]

Love it. Especially Hans'. :-')

[Mog]

FK THE WHORE

[us3rname404]

*looks at list*

*don't see my name*

B[

[FinlandiaWhiteEyes]

I'd like to see if you went with the whore thesis or with one of the less sinful ones. Also, I was not aware Maestro died for my sins. Nor do I think Fallout intends to murder our lord and...ahem, saviour.

In conclusion, if you were going to adapt us all into story format, couldn't you have gone for one more realistic? Like Harry Potter.

[us3rname404]

if we go for harry potter theme dibs on neville longbottom B[

[vyseelric]

wait a minute... why am I the one who gets his head chopped off??

[ValenMedia]

WHY IS MY NAME NOT ON THERE!? I DEMAND I BE REPRESENTED! B|