Post by chimermaniac on Mar 29, 2011 18:59:04 GMT -5
Ping Ling
There was once a Chinese Jewish Hermaphrodite named Ping Ling. It wasn't a bad person but it was a vicious when you pissed them off about its gender. So Ping Ling was just minding its own business when the Purple Dragon shot confetti at Ping Ling. It stared at the dragon for a moment and it slowly started to turn upside down and then the dragon shot lightning bolts from its eyes and the whole world became an abyss of troll faces. Then suddenly the god known as Shamalamadingdong appeared before Ping Ling. "Ping Ling" It said. "You are an it of many talents and you shall achieve nothing one day, dude you're totally tripping balls right now man. Then Ping Ling woke up with a bong in its hand and it looked under the blankets to make sure it wasn't a hermaphrodite. The answer is....
THE END.
So do you think Ping Ling was really a hermaphrodite or do you think it was just his drugged up imagination?
There was once a Chinese Jewish Hermaphrodite named Ping Ling. It wasn't a bad person but it was a vicious when you pissed them off about its gender. So Ping Ling was just minding its own business when the Purple Dragon shot confetti at Ping Ling. It stared at the dragon for a moment and it slowly started to turn upside down and then the dragon shot lightning bolts from its eyes and the whole world became an abyss of troll faces. Then suddenly the god known as Shamalamadingdong appeared before Ping Ling. "Ping Ling" It said. "You are an it of many talents and you shall achieve nothing one day, dude you're totally tripping balls right now man. Then Ping Ling woke up with a bong in its hand and it looked under the blankets to make sure it wasn't a hermaphrodite. The answer is....
THE END.
So do you think Ping Ling was really a hermaphrodite or do you think it was just his drugged up imagination?
