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I have recently discovered a previously unknown series of games that have come out....ones that have put all other M titles to shame. A game that was so horrifying that the ESRB had to give it a whole different rating. JO. Jesus Only. That alone is enough to make me want to play it, but then i saw this trailer... My Mog....if this doesn't blow your mind 10 ways from Tuesday I don't know what will.... Maybe this... yep, they've already made a sequel... This one's been rated HTMHGEOMA. You'll find out what that means in the trailer. I'm not allowed to say it on the forums No other game series could compare to this....NONE!!! [img src="http://i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy241/kingstigg/i796.photobucket.com/albums/yy241/kingstigg/Kappa.png"].png[/img]

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Dood I just bought it yesterday... I couldn't believe it, the insane colors, the action, the MUTHA FUCKIN ROMANCE (and the bromance ) Oh god just...all of it, Then when I heard there was ALREADY a squeal I was like no fucking way but YES WAY. And even better, IT STARTED A SPIN OFF, thats right you heard me a SPIN OFF, it is called Mass Origins: Oblivion VI Reach, All the awesomeness of the first two WRAPPED IN ONNNNNNNE.
After playing all three, my brain is officially melted and am hereby retiring from gaming of all types, as no other games could possibly come close to these three, not even...Duke Nukem Forever.

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Yes I have since purchased both games and beaten both several times. I went out, found the nearest church, grabbed a #2 pencil and stabbed a nun in the face. And that was only the first 5 minutes after starting it. When I got halfway through I found a rocket launcher, climbed the nearest building and started shooting at random cars. When I finally finished the game, it gave me a chronic aneurysm that I still haven't fully recovered from. Then I bought the 6th one. After 5 minutes of that I went out found the cutest kitten I could find, put it in a bed of flowers and then stomped it flat. Repeatedly. I got halfway through and the game made one of my eyes pop out from sheer violence. I finally finished the game and suffered from a massive heart attack, that leaves me numb on my whole left side to this day. Then i went back and played each again....I can't even begin to describe the kinds of shit I pulled during those playthroughs.

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I remember my first time playing it...by god the epicness was unbelievable. I started out in the middle Oh a playground with tons children surrounding me, my mission was, of course, to slaughter, so I took the seesaw, ripped it it throwing one kid into a dynamite factory, and the other into the jaws of a tyrannosaurus Rex which promptly chewed him up and thanked me with 100000000 points. I then proceeded to strap the wooden planks onto the marry go round and spun it up to 100000000 rpm, which i then began to float and decapitate everything in its path, even a passing by hobo who asked for change even with his severed head but it was too late, I was off. Halfway through I was flying with my jet back next to a plane, where I proceeded to drink all of the fuel (Because I fucking could* sending the jet spiraling into a home for the elderly, causing it to burst into flames and set a nearby nuclear gas station on fire leading to an explosion that sent me to the arctic where i proceeded to club baby seals with my chainsaw gun JUST BECAUSE

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Oh I haven't even begun to describe the shit I pulled in-game. I started out in an orphanage. The second I took control I went and raped over 50 little kids. Their screams pierced through the building, but nobody would save them because I had slaughtered every last person left after I was done. I then walked outside jacked a car and drove it straight into a day care center...for bunnies. The center caught fire and with the only door being blocked by my car the fire hit the gas lines and caused a massive explosion. I then pimp walked over to the nearest ho, stole her away from her pimp, gave her over 20 pounds of coke and forced her to accept the business of an 85 year old man. I then found the nearest old lady, picked her up threw her into a woodchipper. All of the sudden a meteor crashed down, I went over picked it up and slammed it into the crowd that was gathering. I then went to a hospital, cut off the power and water. I then went to every cancer patient and racked them with my elbow. I then went to the AIDS ward, picked up a baseball bat and slammed it into every one of their stomachs. And that was just the first hour.

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Oh yeah? pfft that was nothing compared to that level? you know the one? With the disabled people for floors and doors made out of old ladies? I took to that place with a flame thrower, proceeding to burn the place down, then force fed the ashes to all the children of the parents inside. The I found a nearby corn miller machine, you know the one with the massive spinning blades in front? I took that and drove it directly into a tent for blood donors, needless to say, they donated plenty that day. The best part was yet to come, as I stole all the gas from poor people's cars to fuel my machine, which then transformed into A massive Justin Bieber, and proceeded to sing and rape his way across Africa then Europe. Why not America? that's because they were too busy drinking his piss for beer after he replaced all alcohol with his piss. Who did that? me that's right, then as he approached Australia I got creative, leaping off the shoulder of Massive Bieber, I grabbed the nearest alien space ship and slammed it into Australia and watched "War of the Monsters" & "Left 4 Dead" Come alive before my eyes, all for me and massive Bieber's amusement.